The conquest has begun!

That's right, it is on.

I have changed my online profile to say that I am them super-sensitive guy who is looking for a long term relationship. I think that being with a girl who is obsessed with me and thinks that I am in love with them would do anything I wanted and I could satisfy myself. I am tired of being screwed over and it is time for me to get revenge. Now I'm sure most of you are sitting there saying, yeah right Chad, you can't fake love. Others must be saying there is no way you could be that cold hearted... you won't be able to break it off once you are tired with her sexually. Only time will tell but I am convinced that men and women were not designed to live together, get married and all that shit. How many happy couples do you know that have been together longer than 6 years vs the amount of people that you know who tried it, failed, and are much happier now being alone. Ok I just sat back down after waling around for 5 minutes so I guess the rant is done... on to the good juicy stuff.

Her name is Cynthia and she is the sweetest thing you have ever seen. She seems really inexperienced at life and probably in bed as well. She has cherry red lips and I feel like I am watching a Duran Duran video when I look at this fine creature. She is 23 years old but she is not a mature 23, she is a naive cute petite flower of a woman. Calling her a woman would be pushing it. She has already said that she thinks I am cute and we have exchanged poems. I am going to be calling her tonight and talking to her on the phone. Wait until she hears my soft silky voice. It is going to make her pussy melt. Speaking of melts, I made a kickass tuna melt quasedillia the other day. Bombsauce. Ignorance is bliss, and innocence is a turn on to a lot of men. I still don't even know what gets me off. I have been so poisoned by the she devil that I call my exgirlfriend. I often wonder what she is doing. Sometimes I dwell on it while I am at work and I zone off and think of the world in some kind of twisted anime sense like Berserk. Makes me just want to fly away and sail over top of the city. Sucks that I don't have superpowers. The only power I have is over mere mortals like Cynthia. Humans are a funny breed. The more you expose them to the more they grow. Knowledge is power.