Cars are like women

Cars are like women... I wish I had a snappy anecdote to add to this line but I don't. Anyways selling cars is easier than meeting girls and being in a relationship. I guess I sound kind of jaded but really I'm not. I'm just a bottom line guy and after being dumped it has changed me a bit and has made me more cold. I find myself being suspect of anything and everything around me now and the bad part is that half the time I AM getting screwed over in whatever small or large degree. I am started to assume the worst about people and I don't think this is a very healthy way to be living but I can't control it. Maybe I need to read some books about positivity, or maybe I just need to use this new found reference point to make lots of money, bang lots of chicks, and conquer the world! The jury is still out as to which way I will go.

Being dumped has affected me at work also. I have much less patience now for car buyers and I look at them all as idiots and I just want them to give me their money stfu and gtfo. Bah humbug. I also have a negative jaded view of women and I am very skeptical of women and don't have much faith in them to be well... faithful. I was always faithful to my ex girlfriend and now that I was cheated on, I think "fuck it" I can cheat too, in fact why be in a relationship at all? Why don't I just bang lots of chicks and stay single and life the life of reily? I couldn't think of a good reason not to, so that is my goal.

Since I have joined the online dating site I have met a wide variety of women. Some of them shy some of them forward and some of them just downright sluts who need to get nailed hard. I bet some of them are in relationships right now even. What I am trying to do is to just find the sluts who I can go over and bang and then chill out with maybe get a massage and leave. The girls who want long term relationships I am just going to lie to them and pretend I am in love with them so I can have sex with them. Yes I am evil. Being cheated on has forever tainted my heart black.

In fact I am going to go out of my way to make girls fall in love with me so I can bang them and then write about them here for you guys.